The "Oops" Heard 'Round the World (Or Not)
In the last week , I have manage to cut one knuckle on each finger’s breadth , two fingertips , the laurel wreath of one hand and the back of the other . My hands , more or less , look like I wash them in napalm . I could , of class , charge all this on the fact that I ’ve had to apply the deep fryer at work more often than common the last few days , but even if I did n’t go anywhere near a tub of boiling petroleum , I ’m sure I would have managed to bump a elbow room to hurt myself ....