Batman has decidedly the best baddie in comic : theJoker , the Riddler , Catwoman , Scarecrow , Mr. Freeze , the list goes on and on . But for every top - level bad guy Batman battles on a even basis , there ’s acorresponding shepherd’s crook who is all out of his conference take on the CapedCrusader . Here are 20 chiropteran - villains whose greatest danger is mainly waste Batman’stime .
1 ) The Ventriloquist
Or perhaps I should say “ The Ventriloquist ” and Scarface , since The Ventriloquist does n’t even attempt to be evil without his gangsterpuppet . When he sticks his arm inside Scarface , the dummy becomes a crime bossof reasonable natural endowment , and is a the pits of a injection with a gun — a petite , marionette - sizedgun . Since Batman eats normal crime foreman with regular - sized grease-gun forbreakfast , the puppet has yet to prove a equal .
2 ) Condiment King
He ’s called the goddamn Condiment King . Do you really evenneed to know anything else to know how badly this guy get his ass kicked?Actually , Batman did n’t even need to kick his nookie , because the Condiment Kingslipped on his own pool of cetchup and nearly fall off the cap he was on .
3 ) Sterling Silversmith
So this guy is a stealer who steal silver . Exclusively . Heactually thinks ash grey is going to be the next big affair , because he’ssuper - confident that amber is going to somehow become obsolete . I am 99%confident that if Sterling had n’t murder his own comrade and stick his corpsein a statue of Batman , which divulge at a Polemonium van-bruntiae auction and disclose theskeleton inside , Batman would have never know this imbecile survive .
4 ) Captain Stingaree
One of a set of selfsame quartet , the gentleman who wouldbecome Captain Stingaree was always the oddball of the family , and when I sayoddball I mean he started dressing up like a buccaneer and tried to bump out whoBatman really was . His stingy terror level is lessened when you learn that heactually call back his three buddy were all Batman , meaning the veridical Batmanwas completely safe . Batman , plausibly in a desperate endeavour to make thisnonsense even slightly interesting , asked the guy ’s three brothers to dress uplike Batman , ostensibly as bait for a trap , but almost certainly mostly just tofuck with him .
5 ) Ten - Eyed Man
Ten - Eyed Man does indeed have 10 eyes , although the two onhis grimace do n’t work . Instead , he has little eyeball on the end of hisfingertips , which apparently allow him to see both in front of and behind himsimultaneously . Shockingly , having eyeballs on your fingers proves to be more ofa liability than a powers , as essay in this wholly delightful line fromhis ComicVine bio : “ The Ten - Eyed Man is engage by unnamed personsto combat theMan - Bat , but is injured when a shrub is thrown at him and he overhear it , inadvertently hurt his ‘ middle . ' ”
6 ) Kite - adult male
There was a recollective ravel where Bat - villains were apparentlycreated by DC writer take care out their office windows , and pick out randomobjects . And thus Kite - Man was born , the crook who gets to and from hiscrimes with a hang sailplane type of thing . Sure , he made a few kite - basedweapons , but go steady as Kite - Man has literally been kill by a tree before , theyhardly matter .
7 ) The “ Made of Wood”Killer
This guy rope has a bat . Seriously , that ’s all he is . Hissporting good storage was destroyed , he got made , killed the mayor with a baseballbat , and now he ’s a Bat - villain .
- Baby Doll
Although she look like a child , Baby Doll was an adultactress with systemic hypolasia , that disease where your consistency stops growing . She was on a shitty but famous sitcom called “ Love that Baby ” as therambunctious form of address character , left the show when the producers added anotherbaby , could n’t get other work , and then kidnapped her show ’s shape and crew andtried to somehow force it back on the air . Somehow , Batman was able-bodied to summonup the strength to vote down what was an efficaciously a small tot . LindsayLohan is a more credible at-bat - villain than Baby Doll was .
9 ) Polka - Dot Man
Despite the ridiculous name , Polka - Dot Man has anot - entirely useless gimmick — the polka dot on his uniform can transforminto weapons , traps , flying saucers for him to get forth on , etc . Theoreticallythis tech could pose a menace if Polka - Dot Man himself were n’t so crippled . He ’s notin condition , he ’s not voguish , and he ca n’t fight . One metre Detective Harvey Bullockbeat up Polka - Dot Man so much he was put in traction . How hard a time do youthink Batman had with this idiot ?
10 ) The King of Cats
This guy is fundamentally the manly combining weight of Catwoman . He’sa stealer , he hangs out with a stack of cat , and he often commits cat - relatedcrimes . But since he ’s not a spicy doll he ’s bang , Batman cuts him zero slackand constantly kicks his hindquarters .
11 ) Death Man
This villain , who inspired the awesome Lord Death Man in theJapanese Batman manga and whom Grant Morrison imported back to America a fewyears ago , had one power , and that was trifle dead . It do work once , and thenBatman calculate it out and Death Man was never a job again .
12 ) Mirror - valet de chambre
The Mirror Masteris one of the Flash ’s most brawny enemy , thanks to his ability to enterreflective surfaces and travel between them . Mirror - Man , on the other hand , isjust a fashion plate who like mirrors and is haunt with finding out who Batmanreally is . Shockingly , Mirror - Man bring home the bacon at this thanks to some mad mirrorset - up , and tries to recount the man that Batman is Bruce Wayne . This isimmediately rectified when Bruce Wayne has a press league and Batman(impersonated by Alfred ) shows up . If
Batman can kill you with a press league , just give up .
13 ) Penny Plunderer
This Guy steal centime . Seriously , that ’s it . I do n’t evenknow why Batman even bothered , except on slow night . You know that heavyweight pennyin the Bat - cave ? That ’s actually from one of Plunderer ’s scheme . But here ’s howshitty Penny Plunderer is : It was so embarrassing for Batman to have everfought someone who give suck as much as Penny Plunderer that now DC says the giantpenny was from one of Two - Face ’s scheme . Yeesh .
14 ) Sewer King
Sometimes Batman battles teras with incredible forte , fighting skill and resiliency . Sometimes he fight diabolical geniuses whoattempt to pour down everyone in Gotham City . And sometimes Batman press a homelessguy who exist in the sewers with a clustering of orphans he force to steal crap forhim . Those last battles are the quickest .
15 ) Egghead
Despite being encounter by the uncomparable Vincent Price onthe 1966 Batman TV series , the facts stay that Egghead is merely a criminalwho happens to wish ball a lot . compositor’s case shut .
16 ) Signalman
Remember how I said DC writers would look around for randomobjects to cogitate of villains ? Well , apparently someone looked at a photograph ofthe Bat - signal , and was drunk , because that ’s the only reason for Signalman toexist . A small - time shepherd’s crook who wanted to join the big league , Signalman ’s wholedeal was leaving symbols and signs to warn Batman of his crimes , and thensomehow using symbols and sign to institutionalize his law-breaking . I do n’t know how thatworks , and I ’m not sure it ever did , since Batman pretty much instantlycaptured him whenever he reared his signal .
17 ) Crazy Quilt
After his middle were injured in a robbery , Crazy Quiltunderwent an observational subroutine which resulted in him see nothing butblindingly shiny color . This , of class , turned him into an mad outlaw . How insane ? Well , first of all , he tried to steal colour itself , which no oneever figured out how he planned to do . 2d of all , his “ powers ” wasbasically give a constant LSD trip , which strike precisely no one besidehimself . Even when Crazy Quilt got a helmet that countenance him to project hiscrazy centre - colour - lights at his foes , Cyclops - style , all Batman and Robin needed to do was chew over his electron beam back with a mirror , and he was done .
18 ) Maxie Zeus andKing Tut
Two men who once in a while believe they are a Grecian god and anancient Egyptian rule . Two men who have no other powers other than theirdelusions of nobleness . Two humans who easy and endlessly get their asseskicked by Batman . Note : King Tut is so halt it take until 2009 for him to cometo the comics , while Maxie Zeus seems to think a Greek god ’s principal priority inthe forward-looking reality would be to hook bank .
19 ) Sweet Tooth
Of all of Batman ’s shittiest villains , the 1977 NewAdventures of Batman cartoon had to make one even shittier . Meet Sweet Tooth , a fat man whose attacks revolve around throwing confect at his enemies , and whose entireplan was to turn Gotham ’s river into chocolate , giving all the fish diabetes orsomething . Even Signalman thinks Sweet Tooth is a dipshit .
20 ) The Eraser
If you ’re a criminal in Gotham City , it never spite tospecialize , and particularly it never hurts to ply services to the scoresof malefactor dwell the metropolis . The Eraser covers up the tracks of othercriminals , thus making it harder for them to be caught , and for which theEraser realize a cut of the take . This would actually be pretty cool if theEraser did n’t dress like a giant pencil , and he did n’t use the “ particular ” eraseron his forefront to slay evidence , which makes him take care idiotic , even in a rail line of workwhere a man wears a calcined lime green tuxedo with over-embellished interrogation marks on it . Sufficeit to say , Batman broke this finical pencil .
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