What ’s farseeing , white , wiry and fluffy and has a piece of hardware stuck on the final stage ? A tail cam , of course . Available in Japan from Angel Kitty ( they are the blistering freekz who brought us theFrench Maid Keyboard ) it will cost you $ 146 , but I think that ’s a snatch expensive , so , after the jump , I ’ll tell you how to make your own .
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1 . Take a telegram dress hanger . Unbend it ( you may need to ask a burly friend to do this — how about that skillful manful nanny who brings you your special magic pills each eve ? ) until it is almost square .
2 . Wind some decent diffuse framework or ribbon around the wire . You may retrieve the ties on your special white jacket that fastens at the back useful here . Congratulations ! The tail is now finished .
3 . impound a television camera to the end of it . Perhaps the one in the turning point of your limited padded bedchamber will do — yes , that ’s right , the one with the small red nictation eye that is always say you , in that undercover , blinky language that only you and it understand , that WOMEN ARE THE CEREMONIAL TOBY JUGS THAT SATAN ’S HOUSEKEEPER keep ON THE FRENCH dressing table IN HIS KITCHENETTE AND THEY MUST BE DESTROYED . ALL OF THEM .
4 . Hurrah ! Now you ’re ready to use it .
5 . Using the other end of the wire , pick the special lock of your special bedroom door . That ’s right . Down the corridor you go , using it to check round the niche that none of your special burly friend are lying in delay for you .
6 . Once out of the special compound , make for the string station . This may be hard as your special slipper with the ball and string unit of ammunition them will hinder your movements . Do n’t interest , slow and unshakable gain the race every metre .
7 . Keep your eyes out for a lay - dee / ceremonial toby jugful of Satan or whatever you prefer to call them . Once you have located one , say nothing .
8 . Hide behind her and , slowly , quietly , put the goal of the posterior with the camera attached up her chick . Not too far up , mind you , or nothing will be in focal point .
9 . wrawl like a banshee as you realise there is no mode you ’re going to see the orphic , hidden part of Satan ’s toby jug , as you left your UMPC behind .
10 . When they come for you , do not resist . It is futile — not to mention painful .
11 . When the nice burly man has give back you to your room , and afford you your special lozenge , you could start urinate the fag end River Cam All . Over . Again . [ Angel KittyviaShiny Shiny ]
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