Reading Rolling Stone ’s selection of interview with whitened male - favorable celebrities about “ the future ” ( in Bruce Springsteen ’s case , that signify the year 1987 ) it quickly became plain that one patch of fictional technology has surpassed the jet pack as the picture of our failed scientific mental process : the conveyer belt .
Dave Eggers and Chris Rock are enquire why we ’re not teleport to and from work every day , but in their rush to espouse the young , they ’ve lose the other lesson that Star Trek was endeavor to learn us about beaming down . After the jump , a inclination of all the cause why teleportation is n’t all it ’s crack up to be ( with video recording representative ! ) .
Lesson One : Teleportation messes with your mind
It makes sense , of course ; who could make out with zapping from blank space to position in the blink of an eye without lose it every now and again ? Luckily , Trek writer think to categorize the number of different ways of conk out insane – and even included German subtitles for those who prefer that finical spoken language .
Lesson Two : Teleportation can be dangerous if two things accidentally get merged in transit
No , I mean even more dangerous than Jeff Goldblum ’s career – I ’m talking about the risk of overacting like this :
Lesson Three : Teleportation may head you to alternate dimensions with hot chicks shew off their bellies , but , dude , Leonard Nimoy with a goatee .
I think you eff what I ’m saying .
With empirical proof like this , you ’re forced to reconsider scientific summons and determine who you trust more with your hereafter : Jon Stewart or Gene Rodenberry ? Wait . Do n’t resolve that .
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