What would win over your dependable ego to stop read Gizmodo on a Sunday morning in favour of attending Holy Communion ? A $ 15 iTunes voucher , you say ? church building by the Glades , in Florida , hears you .
In an travail to buy novel members , Church by the Glades will be turn over out $ 15 iTunes vouchers to attendees of their iThemed services . The payoff will melt for three weekend , but it looks like you have just leave out the first . In return you will have to complete a association card . We suppose selling your soul to the devil will not be permitted thereafter . That find us out — he was really convincing with the whole , “ I ’m a ton of fun ” speech .
The seminar serial titled , “ i : Successful live in a Self Absorbed World , ” sounds rather interesting . Not only will you get to learn how to hold up successfully , you will be able to return home and download tracks so you could get back to being “ self absorbed . ” Yesterday was the first night of the service and to keep one lucky audience member walked home with an iPhone !
If the way of life to pit was not ground enough to go and solicit for pardon , then iTunes vouchers should get you off your sin behinds . Still , we should have known this was coming . After all , the iTunes arrangement section 2.4.3 reads ; “ [ sic ] And I will strike down upon thee with furious anger , those who attempt to wrong my brother and you will know my name is Steve Jobs , when I lay my iTunes music service , with some DRM free tracks , upon thee . ” beat giveaway . [ Church by the GladesviaPalmbeachpost ] .
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