If you ’re fly one of Europe ’s many discount carriers and you ’re not violently hungover , you ’re probably doing something wrong — the cabin of those single - grade A319s are bubbling tempests of unshowered , throbbing rage that always seem a fraction of a degree by from boiling over . Now on your aurora flight from Krakow to Berlin , you could enjoy constant cellphone blabbing from up to six surrounding seats thanks to the honorable folks at Ryanair , 3 , and O2 . After being herd like Bos taurus ( a coarse metaphor , yes , but never so true ) to your logic gate ’s wait area which has no seating , spare overhead fluorescent bulbs and a malodor not tractable to biography , and then after struggle for an unassigned can and buying your haircloth - of - the - dog Bloody Mary for $ 9 US , you could call home and tell everyone how much playfulness you ’re own . All for $ 4 per minute on service provided by Euro carrier O2 and 3 . What a grand mankind . [ The RegisterviaGadget Lab , Image : jon gos ]
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