Every Modern television camera on the market is bluster some potent facial credit software . But accord to Gizmodo engineers , there ’s a lot more that can be done .
directly from our R&D department , we ’ve have this unprocessed mockup of a “ Hot or Not ” Fuji Finepix photographic camera . It features :
• Attractive Facial Recognition
If you ’ve got it , flaunt it ! in the end , a camera made by beautiful people , for beautiful masses . A heart - shaped ground substance surrounds the heads of worthy and automatically tear the shutter at peek hotness levels ( grinning , lustful gazes , or just staring off in the length with perfectly nothing , and we mean nothing , going through your mind ) .
• 14 Megapixels
Take sharp photographs that can be enlarged for family line , champion and guys who say they ’re agents ! select between “ billboard ” and “ extremist big billboard ” size and just wait for your brass to go on the next Gap sign , or just a very high resolution amateur pornography situation .
• Audio Alert If “ Third Friend ” discover In Frame
While competitor ’s products can become confused if two hot champion are resist next to a third , unattractive friend , snap a jibe none the wiser , the Fuji Finepix is fit out with a blaze out debauched processor that pick out the frumpy with greater truth than humans in clinical trials .
• Ugly Facial Deletion
Maybe it was a platonic friend . perchance it was just a fat shaver . It ’s not their geological fault ( well , maybe it is ) , but the last matter you need is to fold pic in half to cut out the troll stand beside you . The FinePix will autocrop the ugly subject out , or just put a large “ X ” over their nerve along with some stink lines .
• ego - Portrait Mode ( may not function for all customer )
A special auto shutter take shots as soon as your beautiful face enters the frame . And it will not block take picture until it either runs out of batteries or you benefit the freshman fifteen .
• Wireless Uploading to Facebook
The Finepix makes sure every single picture you ever shoot uploads straight off to Facebook , in duplicate , just in case . automate metatagging includes “ red-hot person who would never remember they were blistering ” and “ Barbizon 2009 . ”
Coming Christmas 2009 , pending our lawyers can figure out the clear licensing issues and those ab growth pills we put out of the back of Men ’s Fitness ever begin working .
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