01of 10Debbie VanStory/RockinExposures/iPhoto"We’re about equal. Equally not so good."–Angelina Jolie, whenaskedif she orBrad Pittwas a better dancer, at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
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Debbie VanStory/RockinExposures/iPhoto

“We’re about equal. Equally not so good.”
–Angelina Jolie, whenaskedif she orBrad Pittwas a better dancer, at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
02of 10WENN"I’ll think of something in my life, use it in the scene, and it really works."–Paris Hilton, on her acting method, at thepremiereof her new movie,The Hottie and the Nottie
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WENN

“I’ll think of something in my life, use it in the scene, and it really works.”
–Paris Hilton, on her acting method, at thepremiereof her new movie,The Hottie and the Nottie
03of 10Kevin Mazur/WireImage"She’s a gangsta."–Timbaland, on Madonna, whosealbum he’s producing
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Kevin Mazur/WireImage

“She’s a gangsta.”
–Timbaland, on Madonna, whosealbum he’s producing
04of 10Gareth Cattermole/Getty"I like that I look different. I like having flavor. I think it’s funny that women get their lips injected, butt implants. Everyone wants to look like us now."–Jessica Alba, toLatinamagazine, on coming to terms with her ethnic beauty
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Gareth Cattermole/Getty

“I like that I look different. I like having flavor. I think it’s funny that women get their lips injected, butt implants. Everyone wants to look like us now.”
–Jessica Alba, toLatinamagazine, on coming to terms with her ethnic beauty
05of 10BIG AUSTRALIA/Mike Emory/Andy Athineos/BEImages"I’m old, I’m rich and I’m tired."–Jerry Seinfeld, on why he doesn’t want to do another series, to an audience member at his Caesars Palace show in Las Vegas
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“I’m old, I’m rich and I’m tired.”
–Jerry Seinfeld, on why he doesn’t want to do another series, to an audience member at his Caesars Palace show in Las Vegas
06of 10INF"There is something that transports me back to seventh grade when I’m at a fashion show. You feel like you’re at the weekend party, and you’re like, ‘Am I wearing everything alright? Did I do my hair right?"–Anne Hathaway, on attending Fashion Week in New York, to PEOPLE
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INF

“There is something that transports me back to seventh grade when I’m at a fashion show. You feel like you’re at the weekend party, and you’re like, ‘Am I wearing everything alright? Did I do my hair right?”
–Anne Hathaway, on attending Fashion Week in New York, to PEOPLE
07of 10Jackson Lee/Ahmad Elatab/Splash"That’s not to say I’ll never go to a club again, because I’d be lying."–Lindsay Lohan, onlife after rehab, to the UK edition ofGlamour
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Jackson Lee/Ahmad Elatab/Splash

“That’s not to say I’ll never go to a club again, because I’d be lying.”
–Lindsay Lohan, onlife after rehab, to the UK edition ofGlamour
08of 10RAMEY"Sometimes I’ll read a part and identify with the material, and I’ll say, ‘Oh, honey, I really like this.’ He’ll look at me like I’m crazy and ask… ‘You seriously think you can walk in there and get this role? It’s going to a 24-year-old.'"–Brooke Shields, on getting a reality check from her husband, toParade
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RAMEY

“Sometimes I’ll read a part and identify with the material, and I’ll say, ‘Oh, honey, I really like this.’ He’ll look at me like I’m crazy and ask… ‘You seriously think you can walk in there and get this role? It’s going to a 24-year-old.'”
–Brooke Shields, on getting a reality check from her husband, toParade
09of 10NBC"My favorite comedy is comedy where nothing is achieved and there is no point."–Conan O’Brien, on the mock feud he had with Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert over who “made” Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee
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NBC

“My favorite comedy is comedy where nothing is achieved and there is no point.”
–Conan O’Brien, on the mock feud he had with Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert over who “made” Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee
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“Do you know how much effort it really takes to sit down and write a comment? … You really have to have a lot of passion and thought to write any comment, so thank you.”
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